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one time i ate a shoe
Jan. 26th, 2006
Sep. 6th, 2005
12:33 am
The bowling alley here has 4 MvC2 machines.
and 2 Tekken 5 machines.
and 3 SvC Chaos machines
For serious. It's ridiculous
(Soulcalibur1soulcalibur2guiltygearxmeta
and an Asteroids machine.
Aug. 24th, 2005
Aug. 7th, 2005
05:25 am
Nina Gordon > Karen O, seriously.
I want my CD back, MIKEY.
I won't miss this place, and that's depressing. I feel like a Nirvana song. I'll miss a few people (you know who you are), but mostly I want to leave and never, ever look back. Seriously, fuck Fort Myers.
I can't wait to live 30 minutes away from my dad. I can't wait to live with my only real close friends. I'm absolutely ecstatic about getting a new job and breaking the monotony. I can't wait to start school again, I've actually started to miss the mind-numbing number crunching that is math homework.
Why the hell am I so wide awake at 5:30 in the morning?
This is going to be the longest week of my life.
If we all quit at the same time, it'll be easy.
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restlessJul. 15th, 2005
02:10 am
I'm eating a damn spicy burrito before bed. I hope I get weird dreams.
If you're a guy, you're two-timing scum
If you're a girl, on the other hand, you're shopping. For candy.
I think I get it.
Jun. 14th, 2005
May. 29th, 2005
04:13 pm
Os nos
Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz
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Soy un perdedorMay. 28th, 2005
May. 20th, 2005
03:44 pm
I've got a nice caffeine buzz, Cherub Rock just came on the playlist, my room is clean, and I just did something I've needed to do for a long time.
I feel great.
May. 9th, 2005
May. 7th, 2005
10:26 pm
A few things that have been on my mind lately:
1) Today I realized how much I loathe Florida. I hate the people (present company excluded), I hate the weather, the politicians, the schools, the fact that the rest of the country views us as the retarded cousin who can't figure out a voting machine, the complete and utter lack of White Castle, among many, many other things. I can't understand why anyone in their right mind would want to live in this godforsaken state. Today I set my mind on it: I will not be staying here. I'm leaving Florida as soon as possible.
2) I sort of brushed it off as a semi-random simple mistake until recently, but it absolutely amazes me how many people have trouble using a credit card machine. From watching hundreds upon hundreds of customers blindly grope their way through the process, it came upon me that I could easily charge them far above the price I told them and they'd never notice. It's not really difficult at all to look at the screen and comprehend what it's telling you. (Protip: If the screen isn't telling you to "PLEASE SLIDE CARD", it's most likely asking you to select a payment type or other important info. In this case, to save yourself from appearing to be a moron, you should not simply whip out your card and slide it.)
3) Lolbertarians
4) There are very few situations that could not be made better by CHILLING THE FUCK OUT. This means you.
5) Sober people are lame
6) Garden State is a pretty bad movie overall. Granted, some of the scenes are really, really well-done (The party scene comes to mind), but most of the movie is just awkward and aimless. Ian Holm also really sucks in it.
7) I still hate Florida.
8) My job sucks. It is unrewarding and unsatisfying. Also, the customers are the worst. Ever. I'm serious.
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oh godMay. 4th, 2005
Apr. 29th, 2005
06:35 pm
( BREAKING NEWS )
HUGS ARE BANNED.
ALSO PUPPIES.
So much for the whole "Hugs not drugs" idea.
Apr. 28th, 2005
01:00 pm
James LaBrie is a whiny moron, and Dream Theater would be eleventy times better without him.
That said, The Ytse Jam is their best song by far, and everyone with half a brain should be downloading it within the hour. Go!
Apr. 26th, 2005
11:35 pm
I am going to get heroically ripped and go see Kung Fu Hustle on Saturday if any of you cats would like to accompany me.
Apr. 25th, 2005
Mar. 30th, 2005
12:38 am
[00:33] Some Cliche Name: The Leper Affinity is the rockingest song ever
[00:34] Some Cliche Name: I don't think it's possible to listen to it without wishing you had long hair so you could ROCK THE FUCK OUT to it
[00:35] ShatteredAEther: That was the coolest thing you've ever said
[00:35] ShatteredAEther: Except that I have long hair so OWNED
[00:35] Some Cliche Name: I mean METAL hair
[00:36] Some Cliche Name: like fuckin David Lee Roth hair
[00:36] ShatteredAEther: haha
Mar. 14th, 2005
Mar. 13th, 2005
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